20 Best Sexual Pickup Lines To Make Your Partner Happy

The best part about online sexting is that it can be used as a way to make someone you love happy. But what happens when you're feeling a little dry and need some inspiration? We've got 20 of the best sexual pickup lines to use on your partner in the bedroom.

Please unzip my jeans and take them off.

The moment you're in the bedroom, it is important to start a conversation that will make your partner feel comfortable. One of the best ways to do this is with sexual pickup lines. You can use these lines to get your partner sexually excited and get them ready for sex.

Would you like to help me take a shower?

Would you like to help me take a shower?
Do you have any personal hygiene products? Because I'm in desperate need of one.
How would you feel about joining me for a bath?
Want to join me in the shower? I can wash your back, and also other parts of your body.

How do you like your eggs - fried or fertilized?

When you are out on a date with your partner, and he/she is staring at you in a very sexy way, you can use the following pickup lines to make him/her feel more comfortable.

These are some of the best sexual pickup lines that work well for men and women.

The best thing about these lines is that they can act as ice breakers when talking to someone for the first time.

Do you want to play the firetruck game? You be the fire and I'll pump your hose.

Do you want to play the firetruck game? You be the fire and I'll pump your hose.
I'm not a fireman, but I do know how to put out fires.
My penis is like a fire hose, it's always ready for action!

Your body is 65% water, and I'm thirsty.

I want to drink you up like a glass of water.

You are so hot, I want to pour my coffee on you and make it steamy.

You have the most beautiful curves ever seen in math class!

Is there a mirror in your pocket, because I could see myself in your pants.

Is there a mirror in your pocket,
Because I can see myself in your pants.

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

This is a sexy, funny line that will get your partner laughing. It's great for getting some playful flirting going and will help you relax before the fun begins.

Do you want to play lumberjack? I'll let you chop wood on my log.

"Do you want to play lumberjack? I'll let you chop wood on my log."

If the answer is yes, then this line works. If, however, the answer is no, then maybe think of something else or try a different sexual pickup line that might work better for your partner.

I promise to pull out, but it always goes in the same place. It's called the pussy.

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Are you going to kiss me or do I have to fall for you again?

This is one of the most popular lines because it's witty and funny, but also has a little bit of a "bad boy" attitude. If your partner likes the bad boy image, then this line might be right up his/her alley!

I enjoy long moonlit walks on the beach, especially with my hands wrapped around someone's throat while they beg for mercy. It's just that extra romantic touch that I enjoy when I'm on a date.

I enjoy long moonlit walks on the beach, especially with my hands wrapped around someone's throat while they beg for mercy. It's just that extra romantic touch that I enjoy when I'm on a date.
You look like you could use some lovin'. And I'm happy to oblige!
Are you pregnant? Because you have a face like seven months of bad decisions.
You have a body built for sin, but it's too bad we're both in this alone together.

Would you like to go out with me.....Sorry, that came out wrong...Would you like to come in with me?

Would you like to go out with me?

Sorry, that came out wrong...Would you like to come in with me?

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

I'm not trying to brag, but my dad's a pretty good-looking guy.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.

You must be tired of all the men asking for your number! Better give it to me before they get it themselves!

Hi, how was heaven when you left it?

This line is a great way to start a conversation with someone. It's playful and funny, but also very sexual at the same time. This can be used as an opening line if you're talking to someone in public or even just walking around town by yourself.

Is your name Paris Hilton? Cause I'ma gonna keep you in jail all night!

"Is your name Paris Hilton? Cause I'ma gonna keep you in jail all night!"

This is a great line to use if you're looking for some fun and laughs. It's also sure to get a good reaction out of your partner, as they'll be laughing hard enough that they won't be able to say anything else!